An Open Letter to Final Papers
Okay, this has gone far enough. You can ask anyone I know, I am a man of my word. When I lose a bet to my friends, I pay up. When I promise my older step-brother that I’ll do his chores if he would...
View ArticleSamwise Donkenstein’s Preseason Top 5 Feelings About This Year
It is my own misfortune, and indeed the misfortune of many reading this article, to have (mostly) unwittingly chosen a life of suffering and self-torture. I can’t ask for sympathy, I did this to...
View ArticleThe John Evans Curse
Anyone who has followed Northwestern’s football team this year knows that there is an invisible, intangible and entirely irreversible curse working against them. That’s not to say that the team should...
View ArticlePoint/Counterpoint: Will Northwestern make the Rose Bowl?
POINT by Evander Jones As much as it pains me to say it, I don’t think that the good old Cardiac ‘Cats have a Nebraskan hail mary’s chance of making The Grandaddady of Them All. Unfortunately, there...
View Article2013 Bowl Game Predictions
Sherman Ave’s premiere sports authorities (like the store: Sports Authority #ad) Samwise Donkenstein and Manua Hiki-Hiki, have come together to give their predictions for 2013’s biggest bowl games....
View ArticleIf Every Big 10 School were a Game of Thrones Character
Because we had too much fun with “If Every Big 10 School Were A Parks And Rec Character” Indiana University is Daenerys Targaryen Hot women wandering around in the middle of nowhere, and constantly...
View ArticleHow Many Fucking Dollars Do I Have To Donate Before I’m Recognized For...
And don't even think of giving me another noogie, Warren.
View ArticleIf Every Big Ten School Was a House of Cards Character
Our next installment of the "Big Ten Schools as..." series, just in time for House of Cards Season 3.
View ArticleNorthwestern Football: Season Preview
If you like sports, Northwestern, robo-wideouts, or just nicely organized color schemes, this infographic is for you!
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